The Best of Momku

Momku has been on a bit of a hiatus during NaBloPoMo because I have a finite amount of gray matter and it's being stretched to the limit as it is. In lieu of new material (and because it's late and I have to post so I can go to bed) here are some of my favorites from the last few months:

It's nice to be paid
In kisses but I'd prefer
Some legal tender

Ossified dead bird
Oh God no, no, no, don't touch
See? Bones, ske-le-ton

Took the kids and cleaned
The house while I slept. Someone's
Getting a blowjob

I screamed at you for
Throwing a fit. Glad you don't
Get irony yet

Another fluff piece
About "slacker moms." I'd get
Mad but, whatever

Impounded your phone 
And read your texts. OMG
UR in trouble

Dante's lost circles:
Plan Dinner; Cook Dinner
Clean After Dinner

Nobody pushes
"Natural Dentistry." Yes
Epidural please

Warm baby smell. Yum
Know now why mice eat their young
No impulse control

Comments

[braine]

Exquisite. Tonight I went to see A Prairie Home Companion at Town Hall. Garrison Keillor recited a haiku, something like "Haiku is a verse/form seventeen syllables/or is it twelve?"

His actually sounded right. My meter's all screwy.

[Orange]

I like the last one best of all, but they're all good.

[wordgirl]

Did you write all of those? My God, woman! You're awesome!

[Feral Mom]

My faves are the blow job one and the circles of hell surrounding dinner (why can't it make itself? When did it become MY job?)--and of course, the last one. You're a fucking genius.

Six more days. It would be a lot sweeter if we could meet for a celebratory wine!