Dear God,
Please grant me the ability to sleep 4 hours a night and wake up feeling refreshed and with boundless energy. Currently, I am barely able to drag my sorry a** out of bed and I am very cross and snippy with everyone until about 5 PM. I would like to thank You for the burst of energy that I get at night but staying up every evening past midnight is starting to kill me. Also, apparantly lack of sleep makes one gain weight. Although I understand that weight gain complaints on my blog may be sending me down the slippery slope of "Cathy" material, I truly resent what the lack of sleep is doing to said sorry a**. I figure if You would be so kind as to step in and help me out with the sleep thing then I would have the time and energy to deal with the recent prodigious weight gain thing on my own. (I think. A small bout of oreo amnesia would help too, if that's not a problem). Thank you so much for your time. I look forward to future negotiations.
Yours in You,
Alana
Oh lordy, does the boy really wake up that early? Szegenyke. I loathe the 9 pm rejuvenation... I'll be falling asleep while reading to Julia and then outta nowhere I'm a raring to go.
Here's hoping you pass out at 8:30.
Posted by: Nicolle | January 24, 2007 at 01:47 AM
*snrf* "Yours in You," just cracked me up.
good luck with the sleeping. and the ass.
Posted by: supa | January 24, 2007 at 11:06 AM