1. Traffic. It means everybody has to drive really slowly.
2. Incredibly precise and specific filing systems. The more anal the better.
3. Getting in the slowest line at the grocery store (sans toddler only). I
am a magazine junkie and it just helps me feed the addiction.
4. Related to #3: having exact change!
5. Making puns in foreign languages. (God, don't you want to be my amigo?)
6. Mimes.
7. Winning at Scrabble.
8. Participating in harebrained internet schemes.
9. Making themed birthday cakes.
10. Doing everything at the last minute.
This meme is for Feral. And for my sister who originally came up with the concept and will one day write the book. I am tagging anyone out there who needs material this week.
I love exact change, even though I feel guilty for holding up the line. I don't think I've ever won at Scrabble, so I have no idea if that would make me happy.
Posted by: Noelle | November 21, 2006 at 03:45 PM
Oh, winning at Scrabble! No one will play with me anymore, because of my undeniable Scrabble superiority.
Puns are excellent as well, in any language. But you might be on your own with mimes.
Posted by: Alexa | November 21, 2006 at 05:15 PM
why don't you make like a mime
and die bleeding in my trunk.
Posted by: kara | November 21, 2006 at 08:54 PM
Dude, harsh! (BTW that was a bumper sticker that my sister once saw and covets).
Posted by: LetterB | November 21, 2006 at 10:06 PM
This is a good one, and thanks for the dedication! I am still trying to return the favor and come up with something. Maybe I'll go pistol whip a mime to clear my head.
Posted by: Feral Mom | November 21, 2006 at 11:39 PM
so, do you want me to post anonymously now???
Posted by: kara | November 21, 2006 at 11:55 PM
No, I just want you to lay off the malt liquor. Unless I'm over.
Posted by: LetterB | November 22, 2006 at 12:10 AM