Git In Mah Belly

My mother came up on Thursday for a long weekend to help us get our asses in gear around here. It's working; I've gotten more done in the last two days than I have in the last two months. Busily feathering. And not just my hair. By the way, interesting fact: my hair is now two feet long. Two freaking feet! I pulled out a hair and measured it. (What? Perfectly normal behavior.) So I am now officially one of those freaky long-haired types. The ones you see walking down the street or at the grocery store and you're all like "What's up with that woman, why doesn't she cut her hair? Can't she see that she would look so much better with all that scraggly stuff at the bottom snipped off? Weird." Of course now that I am heavily pregnant I think people just do a double-take and think "Say, isn't that Michelle Duggar over there?" So, yeah. Really need a haircut.

It occurred to me that maybe I should post a belly pic already. Just to prove I'm not one of those crazy Munchausen types in addition to being a freaky longhair.

Protuberant, no? I'm just sorry I had my hair up. My hair descends far past my jahoobies at this point so I could have gotten all Lady Godiva on you. But that would be weird. Even for me. Even for me on the intarwebs.

Comments

[Kyran]

As the lovely check out ladies at the supermarket used to say to me,

You fixin' to POP.

xo

[Feral Mom]

I like how you rock the long hair...AND the preggo dirty dancing.

[braine]

...Not to mention the roccoco mirror frame. Nice.

[Orange]

Omigod. Fat Bastard, Michelle Duggar, and jahoobies all in one post? You are pregnant with referential talent, girl.

[Chair]

Gawd I wish my hair was that long. I day dream of long-hair-hippiness but I am impatient and wind up getting mad at it and cutting it. Logical, I know. I'm all about logic.

[BOSSY]

Cute belly. Where can Bossy buy one of those?

[cadiz12]

i think you're fine until you have to start wearing five-inch heels to keep your hair from sweeping the floor behind you like crystal gale.